unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

(via thugmemoirs)

alphasandassociates:

deezyville:

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

Which means stick to well lit and highly populated areas at night if you’re Black.

image

(via thugmemoirs)

Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love.

Unknown  (via bakwasbandkaro)

(Source: habby-and-beb, via lavielamouretlevoyage)

mangoestho:

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

falls over self, almost snaps neck looking at him. my friends try to collect me but i am belligerent and one tries to give me water b/c i’m so parched. i’m gurgling and spilling water all over myself. i have to be dragged out of the function screaming “Yasssssssssssssss baeeeeee”

(via hi-imcurrentlyobsessed)

(Source: englishsnow, via noeeeee)

shartalicious:

omariospizza:

this baby is so cute holy crap why do babies always do funny things like this i am currently melting bc they are so cute!!!!!!!

the best thing about this gif is that this baby is literally me all the time

shartalicious:

omariospizza:

this baby is so cute holy crap why do babies always do funny things like this i am currently melting bc they are so cute!!!!!!!

the best thing about this gif is that this baby is literally me all the time

(via ruinedchildhood)

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

thisisevak:

shanellbklyn:

Pretty much.

Precisely

thisisevak:

shanellbklyn:

Pretty much.

Precisely

(via ruinedchildhood)

quickweaves:

eb0nics:

WHOA

Why am I even alive?

(Source: romy7, via blackwomeninlove)

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via mis3rybiscuits)

imnotocake:

do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are

(Source: amydyar, via mis3rybiscuits)

destielandcockles:

irwiinn:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

lol my dad butt dialled 112 today and got walmart surrounded by cops
it actually works guys

"The phone number 112 is used as a global emergency phone number in a number of countries, primarily in the European Union. In some parts of the United States a call to 112 will roll over to the local 911 system, but since 112 is not implemented as a universal emergency number in the U.S., calling 911 directly is the better option.”
From the Snopes page about fake cops in unmarked cars.

destielandcockles:

irwiinn:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

lol my dad butt dialled 112 today and got walmart surrounded by cops

it actually works guys

"The phone number 112 is used as a global emergency phone number in a number of countries, primarily in the European Union. In some parts of the United States a call to 112 will roll over to the local 911 system, but since 112 is not implemented as a universal emergency number in the U.S., calling 911 directly is the better option.”

From the Snopes page about fake cops in unmarked cars.

(Source: lucidartist, via mis3rybiscuits)

You realise how much you truly miss someone when something happens - good or bad - and the only person you want to tell is the one person who isn’t there.